Sunday, August 17, 2008

You know you are Amanat khullar when..

10.You have your class 12th mid terms exams after exactly 4 days which by the way clashes with your very good friend's 17th birthday!

9.Suddenly every conversation you have with any one elder to you seems to have words like 'SRCC' '98%' 'cut-throat competiton' '17 hours of studies' 'St. Stephens' 'good college' 'family name' thrown in by the latter.

8.Your BFF thinks you have been ignoring her when you feel that it is the other way round,which in turn makes you super angry and sad and dejected ..

7.Certain *biootch* has come out of her shell and is making rude,sarcastic,inappropriate and hurtful comments at you every chance she gets. [No prizes for guessing who i'm reffering to]

6.Your current flame is giving you completely mixed signals and time and again you wonder whether its too late..

5.You miss out on some 'freedom run' shit at school because you have a 'rate measure' and 'realtions and functions' test in your tution at 6.30 am on independence day!!And the worst part is *nobody* seems to notice that you were not present there!

4.Every other elder is telling you to *eat properly* because according to them you have become weak and aneroxic [whatever the spelling maybe].

*this particularly reminds me of a song of freaky friday which goes like..
I'm all wrong. You're right.
It's all the same with you.
I'm too thin, too fat.
You ask why, so
why, so why, so why, so why?*

3.Any excitement you had left of the teachers day has been ruined because of the terms and ofcourse because school is completely sucking right now..

2.Every other second you feel like breaking down.. *sobs*

1.In the middle of this post your phone rings..

*I'm through with standing in line to the clubs i'll never get in.It's like the bottom ninth and i;m never gonnnaaa...* [Ring tone.If you dint get it by now]

M@i: hullo??
J:Hi..aarushi here..
M@i: hey..whats up? How have you been ya..loong tym!
J: Bas aise hi..tu bata..kya kar rahi hai..?? Your out somewhere?
M@i: Na na..i;m at home yaar..studing.. exams start from friday.
J: Shit! it's my birthday yaar..
M@i: I knoww...dont remind me yaaar.. shits..i so wanted to come.
J: Fuck yaar..I'm celebrating on nani's place.. I so wanted you to come..stupid!
M@i: kya karooon yaar..
J:Chal you'll come and meet me na... ?
M@i: ofczz i'll be there..pakka se!
J:chal you study..baaaaaiii

*sobs once again*

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Birthday blues..!!

'Appy birthday blogggieee!!!
Today my deriee blog completes one year of existance!!! mwaahzz <3