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soooo...m bak to blogging...so..salaam to al those vella ppl out der who hav nathin bttr to do than read my blogs..haha...m totally kidding...m thankful to all my lovely fans muah muah...hehe...so as u must hav anticipated by now..m outta my mind(again)..n m totally bored(again)..n lyfs screwd up..(again)..so who was dat gr8 persun who said history repeats itself..nva mynd!!so...after dis disastrous B.st. test i was relly hoping to cum onlin n catch up a lil....buh wen i switch on my comp..it was lyk blank...so after an hour of figurin out wts wrong i concluded that my cpu has crashd(ya hahahaa lauf all u wan)...so was sooooo pissed off...i cribed the whole afternnon..n in my dance class i was all anni baby yaar my comp carshd...n i went on n on n on...a crowed gatherd rnd me..i mean an actual 10 ppl crowed..n dey wre starin....embaressing i tell u..me n anni cudnt stop laufin..hehhe..neway so i crribbed 2 hrs in dance class..cibbed at home...dad gt so pissed..he fixed it...hahaha...luv u daddy...muaahz....so m bak here giving insignificant details bout my insignificant lyf...tatas...

~RaNdOm~

welll...the usual borin wwekends here...so...i had a tution 2day...n in math v wre doin mathematical induction...so..v hav olredy dn dis in skul so in no tym i was lyk rushin thru the qstions...so this relly cute guy sitin nxt to me is lyk..copin copin copin...n hes lyk...woooha...ur brainy...n i was all...thanks..hehehe...dumbness..!!so he tapofied all mahhh wrk....den...v had dis a/c test last week....journal ledger thingie..i din stdy 4 it a bit...swear..nafin at all...n i had no idea hw it went cause i din hav the heart to compare the answrs...cause if dey cum out wrng...man den my mood sucks...so neway getin back to dat a/c test...so in the middle of the class sir strts givin the registers back....i get myn...n i opn it wit shakin hands....n i get a 24.5 on 25!!i syriously din xpct dat...i swear i thot i was gnna flunk or sumthin...so...dat cute guy gets 15 n sir tells him to c my register...n he goes lyk...bludy f**k(in frnt of sir)...u really r brainy...!!! ohhhh n i was all blushin...n he strted laufin...hehehe...cuteness!den he goes lyk...u must hav gttn a 100 in boards...n im lyk..no 99....n hes laufin again...hehe...n den the finaley...sir goes lyk...(adressing me)..no1z perfrmed so well in this test till date.....
ecastacy i tell u....so in short...quite a productiv class....
chalo ciao...

wat i say, n wat it means

1.i hate u >i luv u to death...m js a lil upset wit u...
2.i luv u >no one can eva mean so much to me as u do..
3.ouch!! dat hurt >wat u js said or did hurt a LOT..dont eva i mean EVA do it again...
4.urgghhhhh i said im NOT hungry >m sho sho sho hungry....i js hate wats in my plate..
5.um....m fyn....um...ill b fyn... >m havin a relly bad day...n m gnna cry ne sec
6.i dont fyl lyk tokin... >m totally bummed out...dont try n getta knw wts happenin...js shut up n stay outa my lyf...
7.how rude... >dat was so sweet of u...
8.oh shit!! >its nafin major...m js scaring u...lol
9.i js wanted to say hi >i was so totally w8ing 4 u to cum onlin..plzzzzzz tok
10.screw the world.... >i luv dis place thing called world....lol lost it!!!!
cnt think of ne more....
ciao...
p.s.n anisha...if ur reading dis....i luv u!

i like to move it move it...:-P

lyrics of the week....month...year..eternity...!!

I like to move it, move it
Ya like to (Move it)

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to (Move it)

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to (Move it)

All girls all over the world,
original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man!
I love how all girls a move them body,
and when ya move ya body, and move it,
nice and sweet and sexy, alright!

Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.
Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make up,
original cute body you a mek man mud up.

Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit
Woman! Physically fit, physically fit,
physically, physically, physically fit

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to (Move it)

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
Ya like to (Move it)

lurv the song....

ultimate conversation

the tym to b noted...10.25AM...dats rite..early sunday morning n two lunatics having a conversation....
SNEHA: so jaa bachi sunday ko itni jaldi nahi uthte
Ãmáñ@‡™: iv byn up since 7
SNEHA: omg..y...!
Ãmáñ@‡™: um..dunno...neend nahi aa rahi
SNEHA: ooh..insomaniaSNEHA: mere ek dost ne kaha hai yeh 2 reasons se hota hai....ya toh koi tumhe sone nahi deta....ya macchar
SNEHA: tera reason kya hai?
SNEHA: *insomnia
Ãmáñ@‡™: lol
Ãmáñ@‡™: dunno
Ãmáñ@‡™: koi sone nahi de raha
Ãmáñ@‡™: cause ghar pe zilch macchar
Ãmáñ@‡™: invi
SNEHA: oooh....mera dost yeh bhi kehta hai ki jab aisa hota hai..matlab BIG problem
Ãmáñ@‡™: shit!
Ãmáñ@‡™: kaunsa/kaunsi dost aisa bolta/bolti hai
SNEHA: hai ek mera new frnd
SNEHA: lyf ke baare mein sab jaanta hai
SNEHA:
Ãmáñ@‡™: kaun hai main bhi consult karu
SNEHA: nanana....severy1 nt dat lucky
SNEHA: *every1
Ãmáñ@‡™: shits!
SNEHA: yup....bt i cn giv u correspondance
Ãmáñ@‡™: hmmm..continue
SNEHA: ya toh apko jo porblem hai...uska koi ilaaj nahi hai....
Ãmáñ@‡™: oh god
SNEHA: jee haan.....
SNEHA: ghatiya bimaari hai
Ãmáñ@‡™: aap iske baare mein itna kaise jaanti hain
SNEHA: experience....
Ãmáñ@‡™: lol
SNEHA: abhi toh hasi ayegi
SNEHA: jab pata chalega na kitni khatarnak bimari hui hai tumko
SNEHA: tab pata chalega
Ãmáñ@‡™: dekhi jayegi
SNEHA: haan haan acche se dekhna
Ãmáñ@‡™: dis conversation is so going on my blogpage
Ãmáñ@‡™: shucks v r so vella
SNEHA: hahaha....


rest of the conv is censored...lol...its too dumb to b pasted on a blogpage....hehehe...goin crazy in the morning...

dumbness..!!

so..dis ones totally funny...i was js flikin thru orkut profs..(did i mention im totally vellla)...n i was soo bored(...m i eva bored??!!)...n i came across dis interstin thing..in the personal column section der r qstions lyk..."the first thing ull notice bout me.."..."wt iv learnt frm my past realtionships.."..my idea of perrfect date.."..n sum crappy qstions lyk dat....so get the hang of it?..yah...so ders dis qstion ideal match!!!!....n the guy...sum mr.X(c...m suchha sweetheart m nt givin the link of ur profile)..yah so in the IDEAL MATCH clumn the guys writtin...
" italy vs. france(fifa world cup)
argentina vs. germany!"
can u believe it???!!!!....dumbness...lol....i still lauf at it...

hungry kya??

i was out the whole day..doin lukhabazi n awarapanti as usual...gt home arnd 9.30 n was lyk really hungry...so called up pizza hut(wt els)...n yah iv recently shfted to noida...so wt i dint knw was dey DONOT deliver pizzas in noida...i mean...dis is discrimination??!!!how m i gnna survive witout pizzaz....oh man oh man..m gnna sue dese ppl....so..in short...m still hungry...its 10.34...n i need a coke n a pizza...!!!screw pizza hut!

weekend

yah..so finally the much awaited weekedns here...buh lyf sucks so much rite nw dat evn saturdays nt cheerin me up...i had dis 2 hours tutuion dis mrnin...i mean a tutuion at 8 in the mrning...dats so crappy...n to add to the misery..iv dis journal ledger test on tuesday...man 11th is gettin to me nw...my 16th bday is xctly 1 month away from 2day...n iv no plan...none...zilch...nothing...n guess wt...my terminals wud b goin on..evn muzics nt cheerin me up..crap..m goin in to depression..i saw dis ad on tv the otha day....yellow yellow dirty fellow...white white orbit white...hahahaha....dumbly funny...dats dats wt i am...insanity personified...iv still not givn my best frnd her emotional bday gft...crap m suchha loser!!i relly wnna go catch a muvie..buh i havta study eco...oh man....

Me..I..myself...

obviously if uv opened ma blogpage u whud like to knw bout me...m 15..goin on 16...dnt fink m a kid...m in BVN...(if u dnt knw wt it means..ur useless...)...im in the 11th grade..iv comm wit math...so if ur a science freak..i totally respect u...buh dont judge me on the science commerce bias...cause if ya dude...ur a bloody raciast...m relly bad at spelling...keep ur opinions to urslf..dis is my blog page n ill write wt i wanna...i crack the lamest of the jokes eva...buh dis dosent mean iv a bad sense of humour..(irony...)..im olmost always bored...its like the only activity i do..m so totally into readin buks...i cn read for hours n hours on stretch..i lobeee lisnin to mujik..its my lyf...glued to tv or ma computer....always!self obsessed...i clik a minimum of 1 pic(myn obv) one day..(dnt gasp!...i appreciate the wrk of art god's created)...iv recently givn my boards....so if ya wanna knw ma results...it goes lyk...
english--84
hindi--75(screwed it....i mean i gt an 82 in the preboards!!)
math-99(screw the buldy teacher who cut ma 1 mark..may he/she nvr fynd peace...lol...jk)
science--94(yah...!!)
sst--95
so...im no dummy...
my frnds r my lyf...literally speakin...n dey r too many to b named...i do a bit of art n stuff...like glass painting n all..buh dats once in a blue moon...im a really strait4wrd persun...n recently sum so called frined made me realise...dont trust anyone...!! live 4 urself...die 4 urself...dts the way it is....ohk...so iv just had a 2 hour a/c class....dont think my brain cn take much pressure....
n if u tuk the pain of readin ol dis...chee thanks man...ur so vella....
adios...