You know winters are here..

1.When you hear me going *Cough* *Ahhh..chooo* *#4%##@* *AAACHOO*!
2.When my sister loathes me for switching off the fan when the neighbors still have their A/C switched on.
3.When you hear me in the shower cursing the chilly water,and the cold floor.
4.When i refuse to get out from under the covers and demand breakfast,lunch,dinner,tea

in bed.
5.When i ask my mother to unpack ALL the woolens and insist on wearing woolen socks when others are very comfortable with half sleeved shirts.
6.When there are regular fights between me and my friends in tuition whether to switch off the fan or not.
7.When i use 23746383939 lotions and still hands remain dry.
8.When i curse the stupid clouds and the winter sun seems like a bliss.
9.When i refuse to move 2 inches and ask my lil brother to get my crocks,which by the way are right beside me.
10.When my hands are in gloves and i ask my mom/dad/sis/bro/random aunt/uncle/whatever to turn the stupid page of the book i'm reading.
11.When you heard me asking every other person,"Tujhe thand nahin lagti kya?"
12.When you see my status as *Wake me up,when december ends*
13.When i reject the milk in the morning because it is so cold that my hands have become numb from holding the glass.
14.I ask for hot tea/coffee/chocolate where ever i go.
15.But despite everything,you see me having chilled frozen ice creams one after the other.

Nostalgia..lingers on..!

I cannot digest the fact that i can actually count the two digit number of days left for school to end,43 to be precise. Its not that i like school,its just that i love it with every part of my being.No matter how bad some of our days have been,and no matter how much our teachers have tortured us,all of us have this special spot for 'school' in our hearts.
And the fact that i unconditionally,and truly madly deeply adore my friends is gonna make the separation even harder.Some of my buddies are making scrapbooks so that they can relive these days..i on the other hand decided to write a blog about it..(pretty neat hun? Well..i'm basically too lazy to cut out pictures and use glitter pens on sheets of paper and then assemble all of it).

Anyway.. "school" has a weird effect on me..there is so much i want to say..but somehow i'm out of words right now...
I came to BVN in the 8th grade...with the fear of not knowing anybody..and now very soon i'll leave with tears after knowing everyone for almost 4 years..!
There are endless little little incidents which i think..ill never forget...
I'm gonna miss....
1.Bunking assembly with the patent "we are batch holders" excuse
2.coming late to all the classes and then escaping every single time..
3.Amanat: Yaar..Loo chal rahi hai?
Pragya(looking outside the window): nahi yaar loo to nai chal rahi.
4.Going to the loo and cursing the school for not putting up mirrors and finding new graffiti by 11thies..everyday!
5.Copying duggals dance moves everytime she turns her back on us...(Aise debit karte hain...aise credit karte hain).
6.Bunking games period and then taking rounds of the field as punishment..or even better-picking up small pebbles from the field..!
7.Mixing up shubro and shoumendu's names on purpose and then seeing them fume!!
8.Staring at nitika's CLIP and making 1001 jokes on it..
9.Telling pepsi to act like a GIRL...!!!
10.Cows and bulls
11.Going to canteen every single day...with an empty pocket and coming out with a full tummy..
12.Running around in the canteen to steal just one sip of leamonade
13.Playing 'oonch neech ka paapda' and 'chupan chupaai' and then..being imitated by 11thies doing the same
14.NEVER doing house work
15.Running for free ice cream..
16.TREATS!!
17.Gossip sessions..early in the morning
18.Finishing off kinnis sandwiches at 7.15 am and setting a new record!
19.Clicking inumerable pictures in all dumb poses!
20.About turn on seeing vineeta kaul/vicey
21.Making new plans on bunking school every week..(and still not having the guts....)
22.Ultra cute senior head boys ;)
23.Teachers ki saari par discussion..[Duggal ke paas aur koi saari nai hai kya?? PJ ki saari's uski mum in law laati hai..kool na?? Ye every monday white saari hi kyun pahanti hai??????]
24.Preparing for farewell dances and BANTA ke shout sessions..!!
25.Teachers day..:)
26.Batch party..!!! :) :)
27.Gurnoor: Ye khali ki awaaz mei kaun baat kar raha hai?
28.BHOPUUU!!!!
29.Senti moments with shimsu...cursing the ediotic guys with the patent "We are much better off with out them!! "
30.BEST FRIENDS
31.Taking out a 100 faults about school..and still loving it!
32.But pappu cant dance saala!! :)
33."Oye...best of luck nahi...all the best bol!! "
34.Using annual function as an excuse to bunk 237574985976447 classes.
35."Why the hell cant we get cell phones to school??"
36."Havent heard of bvn? arrey...city walk ke peeche hai humara school!! "
37.Crying...and then being consoled..!:(
38.Fighting for little bites from your own tiffin box
39."abey...shit!!aaj uska b'day hai?? Maine to 12 o clock usse wish hi nahi kiya!!"
40."Baaraah (12) baj gayeeee!!" :P
41.Singh is kinng..singh is kinng..singh is kinng..!!
42.zeezooo
43.Ohhhhh..giri giri giri..
44.Puppy power
45."omg..did u see what she was wearing??!!"
46."Fuck! bell kab baji??? Vandy maam jaan le lengi!! "

well... "to be continued"
I;m too nostalgic .. :(

Where'd you go..I miss you so..!

I look at you..and then I silently look away..
A million things inside my head..a hundred things I need to say..
Without you..i don’t belong anywhere
But somewhere you have forgotten..the special friendship we shared..
‘WE’..dont make sense anymore..
It feels as if you’ve sailed far away..and I’m waiting at the shore Night after night I stare into space..
Conjure up dreams and imagine your face
They say I’m better off w/o you..and I know they are right
But i've been walking through darkness for so long..that its hard to see the light
In no time we’ll move our separate ways and I’ll be a distant memory to you
But you are one of the people I’ll never forget..one of the very few
You seem to have moved on..have found other people to call your own
I do have a crowd surrounding me..but i've never felt so alone
I know you hurt me..and made tears flow endlessly..
But now I promise to move on..not for you..but to set myself free…!

Cut.Delete.Renew.Retrieve.

We are back to "mentalshental" because after all the 'soul searching' i decided to just switch back to the original one...You know how they say -"Don't mend it if it's not broken"....

Tale of ice tea,momos and zero balance..

Finally the exams are at bay and i'm free of the excruciating pain of spoiling my sleep and studying for hours on stretch.Now i can concentrate on more important activities like..ummm?? update my blog for one,get my cell recharged, make plans for teachers day and 17th b'day,update my blog,catch the movie rock on, eat ,waste my time on tv and net and yeah..update my blog!

So here i am after over 2 weeks of silence and it would be nice if the "exams" were not mentioned. ehm,for obvious reasons.So unlike every year i did not go anywhere after my terms except attend my tuitions of course(ur obviously thinking i'm a big nerd ,aren't u?? oh come on..spit it out!!).The reason being that we have huge plans (read no plans at all because the task of fixing a place has been left on souls like gaurav/hemant blah blah..) for teachers day and i'm gonna be wearing a sarreeee...i know sound 'aunty like' but i cant wait.So i went to GIP today because i was craving for hot choco fudge,but before that i had my share of kebabs and i needed ice tea! But the insane woman at the counter kept telling me to wait.I finished my food,nibbled from my mums plate,blackmailed my bro to give me his Kathi roll but still no ice tea.And then the woman has the nerve to come and tell me that their machine has broken down so i can choose between coke/pepsi/sprite/limca/fanta.So i told her..i dont wanna know the beverages on your menu,i want my ice tea or my money,anyway so after 10 more mins of argument my mum told me to shut it and has pepsi instead.So..is the title making sense now??

After wandering through every store including archies,pantaloons,matikar i finally found the perfect earing to go with my saare.Do i sound like a retard? I'm just a heck excited!
And my cell balance is exactly 0.8 rs and cannot message/give a call/missed call/mms(dirty thoughts hun?) to anyone which explains why my phone is beeping and i'm not even bothering to get up.My marginal utility is going way down(had an eco exams aaj..i guess that must have solved your query).

Oh i completely forgot the momos..So after my tuition i had an appointment at the doctor and i had been waiting for an hour,minus the head phones and minus my balance of course and i was bored.Bored is the most civil word to describe how a person feels 9 hours after giving the last exam,after a 2 hours tution,empty stomach (told ya..no icetea :( ) and after waiting for 1 and a half hour at some stupid eye clinic cause the doc is stuck in the traffic jam!! And to top it all my mum wont let me have the momos cause according to her 'it would not look nice to eat in a clinic'.So i waited..and waited and waited..until the doc came..My work was done in 5 mins and then i opened momos ka packet..and out comes "veg" momos..!!! UGHHHH..(its a tuesday).So now u have a fair idea how my 'last day of exam ' went! Sigh..this is life...

You know you are Amanat khullar when..

10.You have your class 12th mid terms exams after exactly 4 days which by the way clashes with your very good friend's 17th birthday!

9.Suddenly every conversation you have with any one elder to you seems to have words like 'SRCC' '98%' 'cut-throat competiton' '17 hours of studies' 'St. Stephens' 'good college' 'family name' thrown in by the latter.

8.Your BFF thinks you have been ignoring her when you feel that it is the other way round,which in turn makes you super angry and sad and dejected ..

7.Certain *biootch* has come out of her shell and is making rude,sarcastic,inappropriate and hurtful comments at you every chance she gets. [No prizes for guessing who i'm reffering to]

6.Your current flame is giving you completely mixed signals and time and again you wonder whether its too late..

5.You miss out on some 'freedom run' shit at school because you have a 'rate measure' and 'realtions and functions' test in your tution at 6.30 am on independence day!!And the worst part is *nobody* seems to notice that you were not present there!

4.Every other elder is telling you to *eat properly* because according to them you have become weak and aneroxic [whatever the spelling maybe].

*this particularly reminds me of a song of freaky friday which goes like..
I'm all wrong. You're right.
It's all the same with you.
I'm too thin, too fat.
You ask why, so
why, so why, so why, so why?*

3.Any excitement you had left of the teachers day has been ruined because of the terms and ofcourse because school is completely sucking right now..

2.Every other second you feel like breaking down.. *sobs*

1.In the middle of this post your phone rings..

*I'm through with standing in line to the clubs i'll never get in.It's like the bottom ninth and i;m never gonnnaaa...* [Ring tone.If you dint get it by now]

M@i: hullo??
J:Hi..aarushi here..
M@i: hey..whats up? How have you been ya..loong tym!
J: Bas aise hi..tu bata..kya kar rahi hai..?? Your out somewhere?
M@i: Na na..i;m at home yaar..studing.. exams start from friday.
J: Shit! it's my birthday yaar..
M@i: I knoww...dont remind me yaaar.. shits..i so wanted to come.
J: Fuck yaar..I'm celebrating on 20th..my nani's place.. I so wanted you to come..stupid!
M@i: kya karooon yaar..
J:Chal you'll come and meet me na... ?
M@i: ofczz i'll be there..pakka se!
J:chal you study..baaaaaiii
M@i:baaaii!

*sobs once again*

Birthday blues..!!

'Appy birthday blogggieee!!!
Today my deriee blog completes one year of existance!!! mwaahzz <3

Caught between rules and desires

I'm pretty inspired by siamese' blog and considering that ive done nothing but lukkha-panti all day long,I should do something constructive.And the only logical thing striking me is that of updating my blog!
School started around 3 weeks back and it has been pretty bad if i may say so myself.UT's started at full swing,ruddy house work all day long,and by the way i'm supposed to look for a kashmiri patriotic song.Excuse me? I'm a punjabi.The only languages that my brain can interpret are Hindi,English core(LOL),Algebra(yeah..that i think is a language in its own way),And titbits of punjabi.Theres no way i can get a word of kashimiri,worse still,i dont even know what it sounds like!! But you know what,I'm brilliant..yeah i totally am,cause i managed the impossible.Shall be getting my hands on that song pretty soon..(more about this later).Getting back to last week,last wednesday infact,i had a math test,now math isnt so bad..but realtions and functions is! After giving a completely disastrous exam i came home to find one of my besties at home.We had been united after 2 months and hence hours of looooong talk followed.Wait.Did i just say hours?? of looong talks?? No! It was just 1 and a half hour of all the talks we could manage.And after that she left, not before we made an entire plan that i would come to her place on friday..would stay over and have a gala time.But alas,its my life we're talking about here,the worse had to happen.I fell ill the next day and couldnt even go to school cause i was sneezing and coughing all day long,so needless to say,by friday my mom had completely given a red signal to all the plans!
And if this wasn't enough,some jerk-head hacked my orkut profile and deleted it.I mean what kind of moron will think of something like this.Amidst all this i saw jaane tu again and as siamese would say,i adored the bushy eyebrow half naked khan!:) I couldn't stop humming to jaaane tuuuuuuu..yaaaaaaa jaane na... all weekend,but this does not mean that i dint slog my a** off to study for my accounts test.I swear i practiced questions from every book i could get my hands on!
But then came wednesday again and i screwed up the paper,it wasn't tough but i found it lengthy,But it does not matter,the bottom line is that i'm not scoring well and that is what matters.So this basically means that my academic life(if thats a word) is completely down in the trash!
Now..school has always been fun but lately some stupid morons have been coming to school and staring at me through the windows(go get a life for heavens sake) and people at school cant stop bitching about a certain creature(not that i blame them),teachers day planning is zilch till now and every morning i'm seen rumbling through the newspaper to prepare a decent news to be spoken in the assembly.Teachers cant stop talking about how even 92% people are not getting into DU and how the likes of us will be seen struggling to get into a decent college.And also some people cannot shut up about how their life is like a complete fairy tale.So once again,school sucks!And amidst all this my love life like always is non existent!

So coming back to the 'kashmiri song' topic.The deal is being the captain of my house i'm supposed to look for a kashimiri song which will be sung by students of my house on 14th august for some useless competition.Now this female from my old school is a kashmiri,so i figured that she could be of some help.And it turns out she is..but in all this i felt like such an arse (LOL) calling her up after over 5 years of silence and then asking her to mail me some random song, its lyrics and the meaning.Its all just..too weird for me to handle!
And after all this crap i still have to figure out a way to get to my BFF's b'day and stay there for more than juts 2 hours!!!!!

"Till there is CBSE,there shall be prayers at school"
Amen!

P.S.Sincere thanks to siamese.aka sobster.aka aniesha saigal for devoting her valuable time to help me get a number which will be of high importance in my future! (LOL). *i'm crazy*

Seeing beyond what is meant to be seen

The constant thoughts of the soaring cut offs and reminders that the next few months of my life would be consumed in slogging for a minimum of 95% [save me!] somehow made me realize that i needed a break! I've always been a one to travel a lot and go on regular vacations but the past year has been a dudder on the vacation front,the last one i took was to my beach land ,Goa,after the boards.And before i get engulfed by the studies monster i needed to get away for a while.
And because i gave my family a very short notice we decided to hit the road and go to shimla.I last went there when i was three and had no recollection of it.Though it is like any other hill station but i didn't not go there for scanning the local market or getting a zillion pictures clicked,so not so surprisingly,i hated the constant horns blowing here and there until my uncle took us to this place called the 'potters' hill.And i know,anything having the word 'potter' in it cannot be disappointing. The word beautiful does not do justice to that place.After an hours drive from the hotel we reached some wilderness and decided to walk the rest of the distance.It was drizzling and the sun was shining and the whole scenery was lovely.On our way up we found almost half a dozen different insects,not the gross ones,but the really pretty ones including lady birds and butterflies.We could see the snow covered mountains and hear the birds cause of the complete silence over there.It was one of the most recommended sight seeing places of the small town but surprisingly people preffered to wander the mall road where there was hardly any place to walk rather than go to a place where you can actually breathe fresh air.When after almost an hours walk up the hill,we finally reached the top.The place was actually called 'camp potters hill'.It was basically a camp site for people learning to climb mountains and stuff.There were proper tree houses over there with small chairs and tiny beds and a place without a single living soul.I would kill to live in a place like that.

So basically,what i mean is,a hill station like shimla is not about having pani puris or chaats at the local vendors or hearing the oh so annoying honking all day long.But its about places like these where you can see the sky and the mountains meet and look at some of the most beautiful flowers and where you cn walk for miles and miles just searching for pine cones because they are so darn nice.Well i may sound bonkers but i loved it over there.:)

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